What's with the loafs?

What's with the loafs, you say?  Have you ever seen your pig loaf around, all lazy and stretched out?  Does your pig kind of look... like a loaf of dough, or bread?  If so, well, there you have it.   You are in possession of a piggy loaf.  And while all pigs may not look very loafy (Chubs looks more like a squash, for instance), you can rest assured that they all know how to kick it, loaf style.